Harry Potter is a sparkling wizard. What kind of wizard sparkles? Stupid ones.
Reasons why Harry Potter is stupid:
- harry potter is a sparkling wizard. what kind of wizard sparkles? stupid ones
- all harry potter thinks about is ways 2 get wit hermione, there is no lesson for us kids to learn in harry potter
- harry potter is a loser and has no friends
- ron weasley is a stupid name
- the malfoys are a bunch of dumb blondes
- stephanie meyers can’t write for her life, she is so awful. who thought it would be a good idea to write about wizards?
- all voldemort wants to do is shoot pretty colors from his wand. he isn’t even a real villian
- who wants to read about wizards falling in love? all harry potter is a love story.
- no one can relate to harry potter because wizards don’t actually exsist
Reasons why Twilight is good:
- Edward Cullen can run fast
- Edward Cullen is a blood sucking vampire, which is scary whereas Harry Potter is just a lanky little nerd
- Twilight teaches kids to reach 4 the stars and never let anyone get them down
- Twilight fans are smart
- Edward Cullen always tries his hardest to protect Bella
- Bella is smart
- Edward Cullen and Bella have very good personalities and they are popular
- James is the best Dark Lord ever he’s what all bad guys should be like
- People can relate to twilight because vampires like the cullens actually exsist
- JK Rowling is a good writer and knows that everyone loves vampires.